Ben Stein Can Shove It

[tag]Ben Stein[/tag] needs to keep to himself. Ben Stein was in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”, “Win Ben Stein’s Money”, and those crappy Visine commercials. Apparently, saying “Bueller” in a droning tone, gives you the right to open your yap because a few teachers mock you in an annoying manner.

I was enjoying my quiet Saturday night until I happened to come across this article about Ben Stein and the Oscars. He felt the troops were “snubbed” because no one mentioned them at the Oscars. I’m sure U.S troops really give a damn about what Hollywood has to say about them. As if they need to know they were mentioned on an award show while “wearing body armor in 130-degree heat, pulling 24-hour shifts” (his words).

What does this boil down to? Stein is bitter that he isn’t in the spotlight anymore. “Win Ben Stein’s Money” went off air years ago because he didn’t have that much money to begin with. That probably isn’t true, but Visine causes blindness like masturbation. God, I could really use some facts (and masturbation).

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