Reese ain’t so Pinchable

When I think Reese Witherspoon, I think cute little girl that I just want to take home and marry. Apparently, I was wrong. She parades around as a cute sweet blonde as a front because she’s really a conniving ambitious self-serving woman (wow that’s weird). What made me come to my new theory of Reese? It would have to be this quote,

She told her publicists, This is completely overshadowing my win! We need to do something. I’m not going to turn into one of those actresses where it’s all about my personal life. I’m the highest-paid actress in history, and this crap isn’t going to bring me down!

Instead of denying the fact that her marriage is on the rocks, she is instead telling everyone how the people should be excited for her Oscar win. Obviously her marriage means nothing, like most Hollywood marriages.

Ryan Phillipe also had a response with regard to how Reese acts,

He told Reese that unless she tries to actually be the sweet person she pretends to be - rather than the domineering woman she really is. He’s going to walk, says insider

So maybe the marriage break-up isn’t a rumor and it is going to happen. I almost feel bad for making fun of Ryan, but then I realized, I still don’t like most of his movies. With regards to the new evil Reese, keep it up and you may even have a chance with me.

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