Cruise drops the Cruiser

It is reported that [tag]Tom Cruise[/tag] went straight to the head person in charge of Viacom and warned them that if they air the [tag]Scientology[/tag] satire episode, Tom won’t promote [tag]Mission Impossible 3[/tag]. This is a major threat because Paramount is counting on MI3 to be their cash cow this coming summer. After the threat, the show is no longer scheduled to be aired and the creators of Southpark have been gagged to avoid the embarassment of Tom Cruise.

Scientology has become all the talk. It’s the NEXT religion. I fully expect Scientology to start the next Holy War. I heard they are trying to get a piece of land by Jerusalem because the Volcano they originally came from was blown up with Hydrogen bombs. Scientology is so big right now that I might even become a Scientologist. I want a cool little triangular ring.

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