EXCLUSIVE!! Indiana Jones 4: And The Nursing Home of Doom

You heard it here first!! My sources were able to provide a little information on the next upcoming Indiana Jones movie. Here it is:

Harrison Ford (Indy) has been sent to a Nursing Home because his kids couldn’t handle him walking outside the house naked wearing a hat and whipping random passerbys. The problem is that something is unusual about this nursing home. Indy investigates. Sleeps for 127 minutes. Then dies.

George Lucas and Steven Spielberg are adding the finishing touches to the end but that is the main idea. They are debating on whether or not to add in a chase scene involving wheelchairs. More later.

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