Dallas – Get shot.

 

 

Dallas is this new movie that many people are awaiting. I would be happy to see it as well if it wasn’t for their poor selection in actresses for the movie. It is being thrown around that they want J.LO, and Lindsay Lohan or Jessica Simpson. Who’s next? Paris? They should just get all of the bad musicians turned movie stars in the movie. They don’t need John Travolta, just get Ice Cube. They also might as well use all of the singers, including Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, JLO, Mandy Moore and maybe they can revive a deceased Tupac to stand along side Eminem and 50 cent.

That will be some movie, Dallas: Welcome to the streets where Mandy dies of cancer, Lindsay fights a drug addiction, JLO pretends she’s a musician, Paris tries to be classy, and Jessica Simpson… I have nothing bad to say about Jessica Simpson. I want her to have my babies.

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