V for Vendetta: L for Lame

I’ve seen enough pictures of a bald Natalie Portman. This movie is going to bomb.

V for Vendetta will attract millions of dupes to come watch this crap movie. Then they will show a boat load of ads saying how it is the best movie of the year. Considering it is only March and nothing good comes out till May, it isn’t saying much. A lot of hype (shit) has been thrown around, saying this will be the next Matrix. Do we need another Matrix? Did we already forget how shitty the last two were? I know I didn’t. This movie will start the decline of comics turned movies. I’m calling it right here. If I’m wrong, I’ll shave my nuts (a task I’ve been neglecting for some time now).