Reese needs Peace

Reese Witherspoon plans the peace by planning to have another child. As the National Enquirer puts it,

Friends say the 29-year-old mom of two is even planning to have baby #3 — and she’ll walk away from her red-hot $30m a movie career if she has to!

She allegedly had child number two after she caught Ryan Phillipe flirting with other women. This would usually appear like a futile attempt at saving a dying marriage but she is pulling it off thus far so she obviously know what she’s doing. Crafty Reese!

First off, I understand your desire to save your marriage, but why give up everything you have accomplished for Ryan Phillipe. I wouldn’t even know who Ryan Phillipe was if it wasn’t for Cruel Intentions. Does he even get any parts in movies? Reese should go find a real man that won’t get upset everytime she’s a little bit succesful. As a matter of fact, she should marry me. I will tell her how great she is everyday of the week. Then I’ll pull a KFed and spend all of her money on trying to become the next white rapper.

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