Michael Douglas Talks Smack

In an interview with GQ magazine, [tag]Michael Douglas[/tag] recently talked a lot of garbage about Hollywood’s A-list: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Renee Zellweger, and Jennifer Aniston. I don’t really care for Hollywood’s A-list. I don’t really care for Michael Douglas. I really just want to know how big are his Man Tits?
I know exactly what motivated this need to talk trash. Your wife (Catherine Zeta-Jones) was doing shitty cell phone ads to pay the bills while you were sitting at home and playing mommy. You decided it was time to get off your ass and get a job. So you got a movie and now you needed some press to sell it. What better way to get attention than to talk about something you have that other’s don’t. Why not talk about your Man Tits? We all know you have them.

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