Aniston doesn’t want pity she deserves

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want pity. She must be in the acceptance stage of the breakup now, but the fact that she says she does not want pity is garbage. She definately goes to sleep every night wondering what she did wrong and how she managed to lose Brad Pitt to someone who collects orphans as a hobby. Maybe Jennifer Aniston should go adopt a somalian to make her more desirable.

As a matter of fact, she doesn’t even have to do adopt a Somalian. There are enough late night commercials asking for just 30 cents a day to change someones life. I know I donated, I caved, It was just too easy, and now I am a sponsor. I did a good deed that should last the rest of my life.

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