3/13/06
Chef throws in hat: Hayes Quits

Isaac Hayes recently quit South Park (he played the Chef) because he felt the creators were going too far by cracking on religion. I could make a “chocolate salty ball” comment here but I’m going to refrain from sounding like a jackass.
Anyway, Trey Parker and Matt Stone feel he (Hayes) quit only because they started ripping on Hayes’s religion, Scientology. Stone and Parker said Hayes never complained when they attacked other religions. It doesn’t even matter. Either way, South Park lost a cool character, Hayes is out of a job, and Tom Cruise is still gay.

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