Hail’s Luscious Links

September 26, 2011

Posted in: Links

I hear Raven Symone’s losing weight, but she’s still got those luscious ladies, so I don’t care.

Now check out these luscious links:

  • Hilary Duff poses for Danskin workout wear. YES! – Moe Jackson
  • Ashley Tisdale needs to stop sulking. She’s too HOT to sulk. – I’m Not Obsessed
  • We don’t see a whole lot of starlet Rachel Nichol, so she needs to look WAY hotter than this when we do! (Nice legs, though.) – Celebslam
  • Brooke Hogan goes NAKED for PETA. And Hulk Hogan wins Creepy Ass Dad of the Year Award for ogling the ad. – The Blemish
  • Britney Spears gives realty TV famewhore Pauly D a LAP DANCE. No damn justice in this world. – Yeeeah
  • Emma Stone’s got some nice LEGS. Can’t wait to see how they’re showcased in the Spider-Man reboot. – CityRag
  • Check out Gisele’s hot ASS in a bikini. Ass men, don’t say I never did anything for you. - Hollywood Tuna

Photo by FAME

Snooki Goes “Huh?”

September 23, 2011

Posted in: Snooki

Snooki looks like she made her way out in front of the bright lights at MTV’s VMAs and then didn’t know WHAT the hell to do with herself.

Maybe one of the photographers asked her a question that flummoxed the chick. I can hear it now:

Photographer: “Are you descended from trolls?” “Do you have a troll in your bloodline?”

Snooki: “What does ‘descended’ mean? What the hell is a troll? And what do you want to know about my blood?”

Well, Snooki’s not earning money because she’s smart. She’s earning it because she’s a shameless exhibitionist who bought herself a big pair of tits and is willing to get drunk on her ass for TV.

It’s working for her, though.

Photos by FAME

Kelly Brook didn’t disappoint at the GQ Awards. The organizers knew what they were doing when they invited her.

They made sure there were going to be some HOT chicks there. How else do you get dudes to put on those damn monkey suits for a night?

Kelly propped her lovely ladies up and swathed them in cloth: you know every dude there just wanted to give that fabric a good tug to see the goods wrapped up within it.

Hell, I would have. And I heard Bradley Cooper was there fawning over the bony-chested Charlize Theron.

That dude isn’t too bright.

Photos by FAME

Katy Perry Was Hot For VMAs

September 23, 2011

Posted in: Katy Perry,Katy Pery

Katy Perry almost went demure on me at MTV’s VMAs last Sunday. Has becoming a married lady led to Katy toning shit down?

I hope not, if she wants to continue her music career. Russell Brand should know better than to try to keep that shit on lockdown (especially since he’s been seen acting a little too friendly with an old flame).

Then again, knowing Katy, Sophie Turner had better watch her back before Katy (with her BFF Rihanna) show up to kick her hot little ass.

Katy’s still looking pretty curvy in this get-up, but I say: Let those tits POP, Katy!

Photos by FAME

Demi Lovato Flaunts Those Curves

September 23, 2011

Posted in: Misc

Demi Lovato may have had to spend some extended time on the funny farm in the hospital, but it’s paid off nicely for the Disney princess.

Check out those TITS and those legs. Demi’s all grown up.

Hell, my mouth is watering just checking out that rack. Some blind and sick jealous bitches said Demi looked fat. She handled it well via twitter, though, with these tweets:

“I’ve gained weight.Get over it.That’s what happens when you get out of treatment for AN EATING DISORDER.”

She later removed the tweet and posted another one, saying:

Guess what, I’m healthy and happy, and if you’re hating on my weight you obviously aren’t. :) #UNBROKEN

You GO, gurrrl: you’re looking might fine from the front AND behind. I’d hit that.

Photos by FAME

Britney Spears Gropes Herself

September 23, 2011

Posted in: Britney Spears

Britney Spears revealed her love for her own ASS at the MTV VMAs this year.

Not only does MTV love her (she won some awards in addition to receiving a tribute from Madonna, but NO kiss, dammit!), but Britney loves her own ass…ets.

Yay for Britney! (Try not to gag too hard.)

Seriously, Britney is still looking mighty damn fine from behind: I’d put my hands right where hers are if I had the rights (i.e., if I could be assured that her boyfriend, Jason Trawick, wouldn’t kick my ass or anything).

Or cop a feel of that RACK. Hell, that might be worth a minor ass-kicking.

Photos by FAME

Hail’s Luscious Links

September 21, 2011

Posted in: Links

Christina Ricci is pretty and has nice legs, but she needs to stop being so damn cheap and buy herself a pair of TITS already!

Now check out these luscious links:

  • Miranda Kerr shows off her LEGS. – Moe Jackson
  • Beyonce is KNOCKED UP! Damn I mean, Congrats! – I’m Not Obsessed
  • Eddie Cibrian needs to FORCE FEED LeAnn Rimes already. – Celebslam
  • Kendall Jenner is going to be the next Kardashian inflected on us. At least let them get to legal age, Kris! – The Blemish
  • Minka Kelly is On The Market again. – Yeeeah
  • Zoe Saldana is HOT. Need to see her kick ass in Colombiana. – CityRag
  • Rihanna shows off her Oral SKILLZ with some ice cream. – Hollywood Tuna

Kendra Wilkinson was in Las Vegas this weekend hosting an event called Sexy Daylife at the Wet Republic Pool in the MGM Grand Hotel and Casino.

She (wisely) left hubby Hank Baskett at home for this event, making her an even MORE tempting MILF.

I knew Kendra may have gotten married and had a kid, but she was NEVER going to leave her Playboy background behind.

And why should she? She’s got a family to support, since Hank’s NFL career isn’t that… um, hot at the moment. That dude will never live down his Super Bowl fumble.

Hell, next thing you know one of the THEIR sex tapes will be “leaked” (for the right price for Kendra and Hank, of course). I’d watch (some cheap-ass bootleg version I found on the web, but I’d watch).

Photos by FAME