Not only is 30 Rock and SNL alum Tina Fey funny as all hell, she has a nice ass to boot. Who knew?
Check out these luscious links:
- Here’s Bones’ Emily Deschanel at the Emmys. I dunno… I think she looks better in wardrobe as Bones. – Moejackson
- Jessica Alba’s got a nice pair of legs on her. Oh, and she purposely made her kid fat. Just enjoy the legs. – I’m Not Obsessed
- Paris Hilton is screwed this time. The DA who’s prosecuting her is the same one who finally landed OJ’s ass in jail. And he’s running for re-election. – Celebslam
- Zsa Zsa Gabor is back in the hospital. – The Blemish
- Jessica Simpson’s legs are looking good in her stripper shoes. – Yeeeah
- Celebrity NIPPLE SLIPS by the sea. – CityRag
- Sophie Turner could give Salma Hayek a run for her money in the BIG TIT department. – Hollywoodtuna
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Kelly Brook’s using her tits to sell her movie Piranha 3D. They might as well yank that shit out of theaters and put it on DVD- you know that’s what a lot of people (i.e., dudes) are waiting for.
When I see Kelly’s nude scene, I want to be able to freeze frame that shit. I haven’t even seen any bootleg screen caps. Either the security is impressive or the scene is over in a flash. All the more reason for the DVD.
Bring it on, Kelly. Hopefully I won’t have to watch you get eaten. By piranhas, I mean.
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Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is another actress who has plenty going on in the tit department. Hell, between her and Christina the Emmys qualified as a tittie parade.
Did you hear about the producers of Modern Family putting out a For Your Consideration ad that said if Modern Family won for Best Comedy, then Sofia would run down Sunset Blvd naked?
Well, Modern Family won, but I haven’t seen a single damn picture of Sofia streaking.
Then again, they did add that another cast member could be substituted without notice. Dammit.
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Here’s Mad Men star Christina Hendricks at the Emmys. I’m sure she was a big hit. The chick is smart: notice how she doesn’t have any of that jewelry or any other shit.
The only assets she needs are her girls. Christina is smart enough to let them take center stage, and I’m grateful for it.
Does anyone actually watch Mad Men? I know the show wins plenty of awards and shit, but I have to admit, I haven’t seen an episode. I need to rectify that with DVDs. Even if I just fast-forward to Christina’s scenes.
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Kim Kardashian does what she does best and works that body.
Now check out these luscious links:
- The Saturdays relax by the pool in their bikinis. Not a bad view, not bad at all. – Moejackson
- Paris Hilton is getting good at taking MUG SHOTS. – I’m Not Obsessed
- Britney’s rocking the bikinis while on vacation. Is she ready to get off the market again? – Celebslam
- Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon admits she and Heidi Montag DID make a SEX TAPE. Can’t wait for that to hit the internet. – The Blemish
- Jennifer Aniston will have a TOPLESS threesome in movie Wanderlust. I’m buying that DVD. – Yeeeah
- Take a look at these celebrity ASSES. – CityRag
- Rachel Bilson’s lookin’ GOOD in her tight top. Did you hear she’s back on the market? – Hollywoodtuna
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Lindsay doesn’t look too happy leaving the courthouse (see above). I don’t know why: the chick got off with serving less than a third of her jail time or time in rehab, so what the hell is she upset about?
Maybe she thought giving the judge some tit action with that sheer top and showing off those legs would get her something else. Hell, I’d probably give Lindsay just about anything she asked for if she offered up a private striptease (she’d have to show me ALL the goods, though), so it’s probably best I’m not a judge.
When she met with executives at Fox studios, I see she covered up her tits a little bit more. That was probably for the best. Entertainment executives get to see so much T&A, you probably can’t get anything with that shit anymore. Oh well.
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Now normally I don’t think much of all the Jersey Shore hype that’s going on, but these pictures have made me reconsider.
Clearly, the chicks of Jersey Shore know how to party. That’s Snooki up above, drinking out of J-Woww’s navel. Deena Cortese got in on the action (check out the pictures below) and even the bodyguard (the dude in black) took full advantage (I’m sure he just told his boss he was keeping a very close eye on those tits).
You know that bodyguard was loving his job at that moment. Alcohol and J-Woww’s tits? Damn near paradise, that is.
Then you get the girl-on-girl action (take a look at Snooki and Deena tonguing each other below), and you KNOW the party was on with them, even if it was the middle of the day.
I may have to DVR this show. If MTV released an Uncut version of Jersey Shore on DVD, I’d buy it. And don’t roll your eyes: you know you would, too.
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Guess who? That’s Jessica Alba flashing a little bit of ass while hanging out at a photoshoot.
I can’t wait to see these shots.
It must be to promote her movie in December, Little Fockers, since Machete is coming out next week, so there’s no way we’ll see these photos by then.
Between the skimpy photoshoots she’s doing for Little Fockers and however Rodriguez will have her looking in Machete (you KNOW she’ll be looking hot), I suspect we’re about to see the sexy Jessica re-emerge, just as hot as in her Fantastic Four days.
Bring it, Jessica.
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