7/3/09

This is the cover for Shakira’s new single, She Wolf. You know some guys are going to buy this CD just to have the cover. It’s a free world.
Once you’re done drooling over Shakira, check out these luscious links.
- Cheryl Cole pulled a JLo for the dress she wore out to celebrate her 26th birthday. Works for me. - Bastardly
- Emma Watson is popular with her male Harry Potter costars. No shit. - I’m Not Obsessed
- Mischa Barton got kicked out of a bathroom for- you know. Club’s are too uptight these days. - Celebslam
- This is supposedly the last video taken of Michael Jackson taken while dancing, two days before his death. - The Blemish
- Here’s Bar Rafaeli. Naked. Need I say more? - Yeeeah
7/3/09

I want a burger. Since Kim Kardashian is making one for me (dressed in a bikini), I’ll take one. And one of the cool Sierra Mists that she’s sure to hand me (check out the thumbnails below).
As long as Kim does it (dressed in a bikini) I’ll be happy to take it.
7/3/09

Normally Lady GaGa does nothing for me, but when she turns up dressed like this (and her lips look normal), if she wants me to look, I will. Don’t know if I’d hit it, but I’ll look.
What can I say? I’m an obliging guy.
7/3/09

Looking at these pictures of Sherlyn Chopra makes me want to go watch some bellydancers. I bet this chick has some serious moves. And if I could get a private performance, that’d be worth at least a paycheck.
7/2/09

I don’t care what you think of Denise Richards: she looks hot!
Once you’re done admiring what Charlie Sheen lost, check out these luscious links.
- Mariah Carey is making a video for a song called Obsessed. Seems appropriate. - Bastardly
- Michael Jackson’s will is now available for scrutiny. - I’m Not Obsessed
- If you’re really desperate to look at someone, check out Janice Dickenson at the beach. - Celebslam
- Gwyneth Paltrow finds yet another country more appealing than the United States. - The Blemish
- Catfight! With Anna Kournikova! - Yeeeah
7/2/09

Amanda Righetti was Vegas born and raised, so she returned to her roots when she posed for Vegas Magazine. Ah, Vegas. The adult playland. Amanda looks like a fun girl, perfect for a weekend (or evening) in Las Vegas.
7/2/09

Okay, I’ll be honest. I have no idea who this chick is. But I have the most important thing you need to know about Jacqueline MacInnes Wood: she is hot. The pictures don’t lie. So appreciate Jacqueline and her lovely ladies.
And if you want to know more about her, I’m sure google or wikipedia have more information for you.
7/2/09

I’m still bitter about Melissa George. We were supposed to see her in some hot girl-on-girl action in Grey’s Anatomy, but for whatever reason her character came and went after a few episodes. I don’t care who they paired Melissa up with: it would have been sizzling. She looks like she wants nothing more than you. With her.
Oh well. Now Melissa’s playing a lawyer on some TV show or other. Too late to write in in protest.
7/1/09

Marion Cotillard looks very happy, and I’m happy to get an eyeful of her. So we’re both happy. Works for me.
Once you’re done admiring Marion, check out these luscious links.
- Lady GaGa has finally lost her damn mind. - Bastardly
- James Franco has also lost his damn mind. - I’m Not Obsessed
- Topher Grace hit that. - Celebslam
- Simon Cowell is making some serious coin. - The Blemish
- Oh yeah. Megan Fox dresses up like a cheerleader. - Yeeeah
7/1/09

These Jennifer Aniston pictures aren’t new, but she (and her girls) look so hot, I couldn’t resist. I look at them her and think Brad Pitt must’ve been crazy to leave her for Angelina- well, maybe he’s not crazy. Just insanely lucky.
I’ll just have to settle for these picture. Old but very good.