Hail’s Luscious Links

November 19, 2009

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Ah, Shakira and her girls… with those hips… this is one of my favorite Rolling Stones covers.

Once you’re done enjoying this sight, check out these luscious links:

  • Kristen Dalton serves the troops. – Moejackson
  • Sean Penn is hitting that. – I’m Not Obsessed
  • Wilmer Valderrama and Avril Lavigne are hooking up? Seriously? – Celebslam
  • How gay is Adam Lambert really? – The Blemish
  • Carmen Electra’s sex tape is online! – Yeeeah
  • Here’s some seriously sexy graffiti. – Cityrag
  • Do you think Penelope Cruz looks kinda like a stuffed sausage here? – Hollywoodtuna

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This chick is waging a military campaign to make sure we know Blake Lively isn’t the only hot chick on Gossip Girl. What, now that she has an album out, things change? Well, it works for me. Leighton Meester is hot in her own right. I surrender.

But Leighton, I say this with lust love: WASH YOUR DAMN FACE.

Photos by Fame Pictures

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Kristiina Raudsepp is a knock out, right? You damn well better say “Right,” or this chick, hot though she is, may knock your ass out. Kristiina did this photoshoot for Estonia’s FHM. Maybe she wanted to show she was multifaceted.

Angelina Jolie always struck me as a hot badass, but Kristiina’s got her beat by a country mile. So now I have to ask myself: would I be willing to take a punch to get up close to those tits? Decisions, decisions…

Bar Refaeli Swings That Way

November 19, 2009

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Bar Refaeli can swing any way she likes as long as I can look at her. Talk about a genetically perfect female. A model with breasts and shapely legs- that’s my kind of model.