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Hail’s Luscious Links

February 8, 2010

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Hugh Hefner’s ex-girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon celebrate their freedom have dinner out at Katsuya.

Once you’re finished appreciating the living blow-up dolls, check out these luscious links.

  • Beach Bowl match up: Marisa Miller vs Olivia Munn. I dunno: I’d have to see them in bikinis. – Moejackson
  • Drew Barrymore says she won’t mind when she’s all wrinkly and saggy. Yeah, right. – I’m Not Obsessed
  • Taylor Swift spent the night with John Mayer: you know he hit it. – Celebslam
  • Rihanna’s grabbing her crotch again. Okay. – The Blemish
  • Here’s Heidi Klum topless. She’s looking pretty perky. – Yeeeah
  • Coco’s tits and ass bring pure joy. – CityRag
  • Sophie Monk shows off her oral talents. – Hollywoodtuna

Photo by Fame Pictures

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Does Lacey Chabert look vaguely familiar to you? (You have to raise your eyes up away from the rack to her face to determine this.)

It’s little Claudia from Party of Five! Yeah, it took me a few minutes (and Wikipedia’s help) to figure it out myself.

Okay, you can let your eyes go to the interesting places, like her rack, and her ass… yes, Lacey is all grown up.

Photos by Fame Pictures

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Jennifer Aniston took a bunch of girlfriends (like Courteney Cox, in purple, and Sheryl Crowe) to Cabo as part of her 41st birthday party celebration. Her The Bounty co-star, Gerard Butler, is supposed to be there, too.

I’m sure Jen had to twist Gerard’s arm to get him to come hang out with all these seriously hot chicks. Cougars are looking better and better, although Jennifer Aniston is a tough one to beat.

Happy birthday, Jen. I’d be happy to help you celebrate any way you like, so long as it involves you wearing a bikini (or less).

Photos by Bauer-Griffin

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Vanity Fair may have ignored Zoe Saldana in their Stars of Tomorrow issue or Rising Stars issue or whatever the hell the current cover is, but she’ll always have a place here.

She only starred in Star Trek and Avatar this summer. And she’s hot to boot. What else do you have to do to be considered a rising star?